In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
