My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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