He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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