so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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