I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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