There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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