wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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