you would pick up someone in the library
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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