we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he fucked my hip out of place.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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