So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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