Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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