the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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