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• (706): View more from Georgia

  i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head

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  Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis

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• (212): View more from New York

  Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??

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  Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.

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