Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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