One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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