The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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