So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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