White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Randomize
