i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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