I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Randomize
