I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
