Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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