I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
