so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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