Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
