It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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