we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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