you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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