And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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