i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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