My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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