The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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