Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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