is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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