At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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