Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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