All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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