i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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