i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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