So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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