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(912): View more from Georgia

i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS

(1-912): View more from Georgia

dude...come out of the closet already

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(847): View more from Illinois

.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......

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(208): View more from Idaho

just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis

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(915): View more from Texas

Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?

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(434): View more from Virginia

and she just brought her bike into the shower with her

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(440): View more from Ohio

My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.

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(289): View more from Ontario

He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila

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(813): View more from Florida

It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.

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