Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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