Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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