Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
do nipples grow back?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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