its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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