She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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