the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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