just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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