thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
This is classic penis vs brain.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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