you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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